Feb 13 2010

OUTWORDS INC.

Avery Eros Finley

Hey Lovely!

Happy Almost Valentine’s Day!

My interview in Outwords Inc. has finally made its was to Saskatoon. I picked up a copy yesterday at the campus pride center. They are also available at the Avenue Community Center. Pick up a copy!

In the video below I talk about how I feel about the interview, as well as how other people have reacted. I also use a strange, but appropriate, car metaphor to explain how I feel about my junk.

I hope you all like the new James Dean hair. I love it! Hopefully it will bring in the babes this Valentine’s weekend. If it doesn’t I am resorting to the ‘I am named after the Greek God of sex, desire and love’ line. Or if things are really looking bleak I may pull out the “Go, Go Gadget..” line. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

Have a weekend full of love and beauty! Don’t just buy a card, or flower for your special someone. Be creative, show them you really care. If you are single, trust that the soul of your soul is out there and that one day you will discover them.

Love, love, love

Eros


Feb 8 2010

Hurt Feelings and Fireworks

Avery Eros Finley

Transition update!!!

Hello New Wave Nerd Followers!

Welcome to the newbies brought in from the Outwords Inc. magazine article. Prepare yourself for awkward cuteness.

Sorry, this update took a little longer than usual. It is midterm week at university, and I have been studying so hard it feels like my brain has turned to liquid. I am basically done my exams and essays so here is my transition update. It is spring break after this week of school, and you know what that means? It means I am going to update so much that you guys are going to get sick of me! I am going to be like that annoying person who tells you in vivid detail what they had for breakfast, and how they picked lint off their clothes. You are going to sit there smiling and nodding while inside your head you will be thinking about what kind of underwear I am wearing, or who Oprah has on today. I promise, promise, promise that there will be a few updates in the next 2 weeks. I will be stuck here all alone while everyone else is off having crazy adventures during their spring break.

This first video is mostly about the physical changes I have noticed lately. X marks the spot! My treasure trail is coming in!

Catholic school girls are not as much fun as they are cracked up to be. I had a decent make out only to be told after that Jesus doesn’t love me. Confused? Yeah, me too. Watch video for the full story.

In the end all it takes for me to feel better are glittery explosives and a few laughs. Imagine how perfect my life would be if I had a pet unicorn.

I will update in the next couple days about the Outwords Inc. article, I just have to get my copy first.

Your Dreamboat,

Avery Eros Finley